Goat

Meet G.O.A.T., the cat whos not just the Greatest of All Timehes also the snuggliest of all time. With a sleek grey coat thats so soft it should come with a warning label ("Caution: may induce excessive petting"), G.O.A.T. is here to redefine what it means to be a loving companion. Hes got the moves, the charm, and the purr of a cat who knows hes the real MVP of your household. His hobbies include curling up on your lap, because why would he sit anywhere else when youre right there? He also enjoys interrupting Zoom calls with a carefully timed leap onto your keyboard, ensuring that your workday is as "productive" as possible. Not to be outdone, G.O.A.T. will always remind you whos in charge by giving you the looka stare that says, I could nap here all day, but youre gonna have to pet me first.