Jolene

Meet Jolene: the drama queen of your dreams (and nightmares if you dare bring her to an adoption event). At home, she's a cool, laid-back lady who struts around like she owns the place—because, let's be honest, she does. But take her out in public (like when we bring her to an adoption event), and you'll witness a full-blown feline tantrum that could put a toddler to shame. Jolene is selectively social. Other cats? They're tolerable... most of the time, although she totally wouldn't mind her social circle to be limited to her adoring human fans. Some of our kitties actually need another kitty or cat-friendly dog in the home to be happy - but Jolene is fine with that - or without. Once a streetwise outdoor kitty, Jolene decided humans were pretty decent (especially the ones with snacks) and retired to the indoor life of comfort and judgment. Currently, she shares her home with other cats and a small dog. Harmony reigns most of the time, though she’s not above muttering under her breath when her housemates fail to meet her high standards of maturity. But don’t worry, it’s all bark—err, meow—and no bite. Her favorite spot? Any box you dare leave unattended. Shoebox? Throne. Amazon box? Castle. Cereal box? How dare you insult her like that? Expect her to glare at you with the intensity of 1,000 suns if you try that nonsense. Oh, and did we mention she's a total con artist? Jolene has twice faked a paw injury so convincing it got her chauffeured to the vet. Once there, she magically recovered, climbing counters and claiming her Oscar-worthy performance prize: extra treats and attention. Jolene is ready to rule her forever home, provided you meet her strict requirements: adoration, snacks, and a steady supply of boxes. Apply now—if you dare.