Krampus

Here's the deal, I'm a single white guy looking for a lady friend, and ethnicity isn't a big deal to me. I'm a total jokester who loves to play. I'm all about long walks in the woods, cruising around with my BFF Michelle's pickup truck, and going on adventures like hunting, camping, and fishing. When winter rolls around, you can bet I'll be snuggled up by the fire, chowing down on some amazing grub, and being a total gentleman. When you get home from work, I'll be waiting at your front door, in all my natural glory.