Martha Stewart

A recipe for success: 1 German Shepherd Mix (if you can't get an authentic shepherd from Germany, an Alliance-adopted one will work just fine) 1 Loving Family (bonus points if the family has a love for homemaking) An unlimited supply of treats, snuggles, and walks Hello, darling! I'm Martha Stewart- and I'm not saying I'm the real Martha Stewart, I'm just saying no one has seen Martha and I in the same room. Although I don't care too much for cooking, I do love to eat! Sure, I'm not whipping up souffles or perfecting holiday tablescapes, but I will supervise your charcuterie board assembly (and maybe sample a slice of cheese... for quality control, of course). I'm a homebody and enjoy the comfort of my crate and sleep all through the night (but only 400+ thread count sheets for me 'cause I'm a diva). The media has portrayed me and Snoop Dogg as BFFs, and of-freaking-course we are, but I'm friends with all dogs, Snoop Doggy Doggs, and even a Snoop Lion or two. I've been confined in my past (that pesky IRS ) and I'm ready to thrive in the comfort of a cozy home. I can even help you decorate! Home Goods or T.J. Maxx trip, anyone?! Stop by to meet me or email the Alliance Adoption Team at [email protected] with any questions! "If you wanna be happy for a year, get married. If you wanna be happy for a decade, get a dog." -Martha Stewart the human (but I support this message -Martha Stewart the Shepherd)